I’m sorry, did we forget about Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, John Mayer, Cory Monteith and Jake Gyllenhaal (and those I forgot about)?

Because, Taylor, you’ve been linked to all of those dudes since 2010. I’m not her biggest fan, but I’m not trying to slut-shame her here.

pathetic dating video-18pathetic dating video-14

They also need to show your face and a full action body shot, so surfing or whatever. Just use words that will turn her on in a sexy way, not a sleazy way. Why are adult dating websites better than normal dating sites?

Tip #3: Don’t bombard women Don’t just hound women, you need to be witty with your openers and really take the time to send them a message that will demand a reply. Because they are designed to help you bypass the social stigma that you’re only on the site to get laid. Some sites do use bots, but as I said I’ve screened the sites above and have slept with real women from them, so I can safely say they are not bots.

Basically they are using methods that catch one fish at a time where there’s only 1 fish in the ocean and thousands of guys fighting for it. Not only is it a nice looking site, they have nice looking chicks on there too, that just so happen to be SUPER YOUNG.

I’m using techniques which allow me to cast a net, sit back with a beer and wait for the fish to jump directly into it. obviously in my case the fish are smoking hot women that want to f**k tonight 🙂Ok, so let’s first move onto the good stuff (the top hookup sites) and then I’ll share my methods for getting great results on these sites. Let’s do it…So here it is gents, I’ve tested 39 sites so far and these are the top 5. Voted as the best hookup by many, this one is a goodie for sure. but for some reason I just didn’t get as many results as the others.

Tip #1: Be original and not typical Don’t do what most men do with their profile, which is the same as everyone else. You must remember that this is a dating site for hooking up, so you can be more blunt but in a witty way.

For your profile copy you should say something like “Don’t use and abuse me, without my permission first”.

This is great news for you, because it means that you get more chicks!

What these douche bags didn’t realise is that they were using the same old techniques that 99% of all other pathetic men in the world are using to get these women. If you’ve tried all the others and you’ve had zero success, even though you’re using my tips below (shame on you) then you should sign up for this one.

The article immediately made all of us here at the Gurl office wonder what dating means to Tay-Tay herself…

and actually, what does dating even mean to any of us? After asking anyone who would listen to me, I’ve come to the conclusion that dating means different things to different people.

It’s a site that I used to get laid twice so far and I’d use again if the other two above let me down for whatever reason. If you’re a member of one of the above sites and you’ve used my tips below, but you’re still finding it hard to get laid, then you NEED to watch this video.